{"product_id":"socialized-losses-t-shirt","title":"Socialized Losses T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eANTI-ELITE PREMIUM TEE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIssued for the politically homeless. Made to order, printed on demand, no institutional approval required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eCut from the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 — a lightweight, ultra-soft unisex tee built to be worn, not just worn out. Choose your color, choose your size, wear the accusation your way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSPECS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 64000, Softstyle® collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex fit, crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo side seams for a smoother fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill-taped shoulders for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed-knit collar, curl-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePearlized tear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with ethically grown, US-sourced cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol member)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified (Certificate No. 168252)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eShipping \u0026amp; handling rates vary by destination based on regional fulfillment. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eTax's included — no surprise line items, unlike everything else in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHow to Measure\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest Width:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measure across, not around, the chest one inch below the armhole with the garment laid flat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin-top: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eChest Width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align: left; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc; padding: 8px;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e20\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Stone Blue","offer_id":67915151147223,"sku":"59796275494234259089","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67915150950615,"sku":"19425781384296798580","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67915150983383,"sku":"68701135922832347231","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67915151016151,"sku":"33777199627012170473","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Red","offer_id":67915151048919,"sku":"86475267672239689100","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":67915151081687,"sku":"27832898758214205731","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pistachio","offer_id":67915151114455,"sku":"30624199067104942784","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Paragon","offer_id":67915151179991,"sku":"42812532810154632526","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Stone Blue","offer_id":67915151409367,"sku":"44174986982640115462","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67915151212759,"sku":"91992962484985839455","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67915151245527,"sku":"32751355243030312336","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67915151278295,"sku":"30989857296627835831","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Red","offer_id":67915151311063,"sku":"20956698353326844795","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":67915151343831,"sku":"26880929349012391412","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pistachio","offer_id":67915151376599,"sku":"27961540588804713667","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Paragon","offer_id":67915151442135,"sku":"25625658604093381005","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Stone Blue","offer_id":67915151671511,"sku":"60647198491166648145","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67915151474903,"sku":"33098543867832237226","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67915151507671,"sku":"95155618340824483396","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67915151540439,"sku":"27759092037332208689","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Red","offer_id":67915151573207,"sku":"69121637388154959085","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":67915151605975,"sku":"30296527439643868894","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pistachio","offer_id":67915151638743,"sku":"21744196369212638771","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Paragon","offer_id":67915151704279,"sku":"42573307876599620081","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Stone Blue","offer_id":67915151933655,"sku":"23708774165917977263","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67915151737047,"sku":"18100675724109077962","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67915151769815,"sku":"19676987980814047110","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67915151802583,"sku":"26267888921989091318","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Red","offer_id":67915151835351,"sku":"23967842022909805253","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":67915151868119,"sku":"29133873370732718175","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pistachio","offer_id":67915151900887,"sku":"24167477504753199632","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Paragon","offer_id":67915151966423,"sku":"29122853175355351975","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Stone Blue","offer_id":67915152195799,"sku":"90969263768738006748","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67915151999191,"sku":"28654915648561907801","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67915152031959,"sku":"33837839265119368092","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67915152064727,"sku":"32616834165324118795","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Red","offer_id":67915152097495,"sku":"17142568977226602994","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":67915152130263,"sku":"13273000039363823531","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pistachio","offer_id":67915152163031,"sku":"44398383121397099897","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Paragon","offer_id":67915152228567,"sku":"46719612316931386443","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Stone Blue","offer_id":67915152457943,"sku":"49712673416350367559","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67915152261335,"sku":"12210046666228238756","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67915152294103,"sku":"22011497690006519639","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67915152326871,"sku":"18943759519036945624","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Heather Red","offer_id":67915152359639,"sku":"26405565276074864841","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Natural","offer_id":67915152392407,"sku":"32115453370176177746","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pistachio","offer_id":67915152425175,"sku":"28481290307916878940","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Paragon","offer_id":67915152490711,"sku":"20206195017751387539","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/0207\/3047\/files\/189StoneBlue.png?v=1793245798","url":"https:\/\/shop.messagenotincluded.com\/products\/socialized-losses-t-shirt","provider":"Message Not Included","version":"1.0","type":"link"}